.clumsy.

wow i am so clumsy . like really really really clumsy ! i went for a night hike with some friends and on the way back i was counting how many times i tripped . guess how many times ..
43 times on a 10 minute walk !

is this real life ! bhahahahahahahha

You can watch this 100 times and still laugh

I don't like you Mommy

David After Dentist After REMIX (Now on iTunes!)

Blood, It's Not Funny

.shit.

great . well my guy friend likes me ? noo .. i dont know what to do ? helpp ?!

.bite me .

'Yes We Can' - Song

.yes we can.

Barack Obama - Yes We Can

.yeah , i own a Obama action figure.

.Alex Gaskarth , u legend.

.Chuck Norris.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks

.i like.

Torres ,sí por favor

.he had me at hello.

.some weekend.

lets just says we remade that KFC krushers ad. haha . i rub cake all of my face (whcih look like shit ) and then got milk thrown on me ! haahh . then i got this plum jucie / milk .. which stank like puke .. haha it is so halirous . :) then granny smith came out ( thats me) heheh :)

.need to remember this.

.alex , its him.

.rain rain go away.

well today i woke up to the harsh rain beating heavily down on the roof .. which wasnt a good start since it was at 8 o'clock this morning . tried to fall asleep but the rain was making a beat which made we want to listen ..
i had the sudden feeling of walking outside .. but rain is good sometimes. going for a walk now

my style is UFO.. totally unknow

.U.F.O.

.why hello there.

.stupid things like this that make me laugh.

.earth.