Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks
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